Satan: You lost control of those "darkies" Mon, do I need to bring back Bingham?
Monson: No God! Those darkies we let them think that their priesthood is real.
Monson: God, if you reconsider us not worshipping the cross, we could join with the KKK to save White America.
Satan: How's the wife doing?
Monson: That's not the wife, she's doing what the wife won't.
Satan: Have to love those sinners "praying" on their knees.
Monson: Yes, that's what it is: praying.