Sunday, February 12, 2012

Ward Temple Night With The Mormon Prophet

Satan: You lost control of those "darkies" Mon, do I need to bring back Bingham?

Monson:  No God!  Those darkies we let them think that their priesthood is real.

Monson:  God, if you reconsider us not worshipping the cross, we could join with the KKK to save White America.

Satan:  How's the wife doing?

Monson:  That's not the wife, she's doing what the wife won't.

Satan:  Have to love those sinners "praying" on their knees.

Monson:  Yes, that's what it is:  praying.

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